Kathy wanted to be a chef, and much like a chef does, she spent a lot of time in the kitchen.  That Saturday afternoon, Kathy stood in her chef’s kitchen pretending to be a chef as she spread layers of fine tomato sauce and noodles, interspersed with cheese and exotic spices from Kaufland.  Her mother helped her by doing most of the work while Kathy supervised, much like a chef would. 

In that first year as I spread the word of our holy saint on my own, I traveled down through the land of green, Greenland, and told people of the teachings of St. Clementine

INTERPOL – A new development in cutlery crimes, which some criminology experts are calling the most daring cutlery heist in centuries.  This weekend disaster struck once again with a shocking total of two local residences reporting missing forks. 

Benny Buchannan Benz, internationally recognized linguist, recently went viral for a recent video on social media where he announced his intent to dedicate the rest of his life speaking in alliteration.

In one smooth operation, the MIB is once again fooled. These slippery aliens sure know their way around a flying saucer.

Having extra nipples is the newest fashion trend taking the world by storm, but how many is too many?

Modern nightlife has taken a turn from local activity to extravagant after hour outings.

The United Nations Security Council has announced their findings on a month’s long investigation into a previously unknown hostile threat.

Today’s changing corporate landscape is home to a wide variety of working individuals.  Modern technology has leveled the playing field making it possible for anyone to be a slave to capitalism.  It is, however, not without its downsides. 

It is no secret that the United States of America is the wealthiest nation to have ever existed, and that is in part due to the unorthodox, yet extremely effective, Federal Reserve System.