Our Credentials
Tomorrow Daily is an accredited news source, peer reviewed, and critically acclaimed. All stories presented in Tomorrow Daily are 100% verifiable and true, intensely researched, and filled with the most up-to-date and accurate information possible. As of issue 3, Tomorrow Daily has been awarded the Multiverse Award for Editorial Excellency, as well as the Intergalactic Achievement Award, and 48 Pulitzer prizes. The Tomorrow has also received an Oscar Award for its roll in the Newspaper Drama “That’s News to Me,” starring Kermit T. Frog and Michael J. Fox.
Tomorrow has also been awarded the Editor’s Choice award, given out by our head editor after the success of the very first issue. In addition to the Editor’s Choice, the Tomorrow has also been awarded five Dundies by Michael Scott.
Despite winning all these totally legit and prestigious awards, the Tomorrow Daily will always continue to strive for editorial greatness, delivering the same quality news day after day, week after week, fortnight after fortnight, month after month, year after year, decade after decade, and century after century. That is our commitment to you.
Rest assured, if we have written it, it’s probably true.
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